I present the exclusively one star Yelp reviewer. The reviews are amusing to read in that kind of slow-motion train wreck format. Best line: "I pray the members question these acts [instrumental services] before they have to give their account to God."
In her defense, I've also seen exclusively 5 star reviewers but, unlike them, I really want to see more failures detailed by this author .
Before someone asks: yes, Yelp reviewing churches is weird and could be a post all on it's own.