Taken from actual online posts:
- The product or service you're selling is murky, yet still somehow has a "billion dollar market"
- Job posting looks like it was written by someone who can't type: "P/T job / with flxble hrs. Comp and a + - but not req'rd."
- Phrases that don't mean what they say:
- "Unlimited compensation" = you make commission
- "Help educate customers" = you cold call people
- "Strong phone experience" = you cold call people
- "Some of our top sellers earn $____ per week" = you will probably earn a lot less because you don't take caffeine intravenously.
- "You'll love this job" = a generally better experience than getting kicked in the nuts
- "Pleasant working environment" = free donuts
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Don't forget:
"There's lots of opportunity for advancement" = You'll be cleaning toilets and doing other lowly tasks that aren't in your official job description.
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